Thomas's Three Wishes

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It was Thomas's birthday and his parents says that he is allowed to get three wishes.

Thomas's first wish was to take a bath with his dad for fun.

So the next day while Thomas and his dad are in the shower Thomas sees his dads genitals and asks what is that.Thomas's dad answers this is my snake son.

The next day Thomas announces that his second wish is to take a shower with his mom for fun.

So the next day while Thomas and his mother is in the shower Thomas sees her vagina and asks what is that.Thomas's mother responds this is my garden.

The next day Thomas is having nightmares and announces in the middle of the night that his third wish is to sleep with his parents.

While Thomas is in the bed with his parents he says to his mom,dad's snake is in your garden.