never thoguht of it this way

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People point at their wrist while asking for the
time? I know where my watch is, do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse
to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

People say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?

People say "It's always in the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it?

People say, while watching a movie "Did you
see that?" No I only paid 8 quid to come to the
cinema and stare at the ceiling.......

People ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya mate?

Baseball is called the World Series if it is only played in America?

At Easter eggs are hidden from thr Easter Bunny and not the Easter Chicken (lets face it, Bunnies don't lay eggs)

Things are typed up but written down?

You can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its illegal to keep them as a pet?

Caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

What color does a smurf feel when they are down if we feel blue?

If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

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On December 23rd 2007 vernathome Said :

	LOL

On October 4th 2007 clackamasgirl Said :

	haha xD i always do the second one xD

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