one ten one ten

sammy's mom asked him to go to the pharmacy to get sick pills for his dad.

so he skipped to the pharmacy saying "sick pills, sick pills,sick pills" so he wouldn't forget

when he suddenly ran into a tree and got up and said "what was i saying again? oh ya, sex pills,sex pills, sex pills,"

and when he walked into the pharmacy the pharmacist asked him what he needed. he replied "sex pills please"

surprised the pharmasist asked "aren't you a little to young for those"

sammy answered " it's for my dad."

and he said " oh ok tell him to take one of these every ten days."

so sammy skipped back home saying,"one ten, one ten, one ten,"

then he accadently tripped, got up and said," what was i saying? oh yah, ten one, ten one, ten one," when he got home he said "the pharmacist said to take ten of these every day."

then one day the pharmasist saw sammy and asked " how's your dad doing with those pills?"

sammy says "well my mom died, my sister's pregnant,my butt hurts and my dads running around naked on the roof screaming here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty."