homeless & crazy?

a  homeless guy walks into a department store.

While he is there he starts a conversation with a young boy who's trying to decide what to get for his New Year's Eve mass.

The little boy walks away to give his mom the shirt he picked out, and the homeless guy doesn't notice because of the mannequin that was next to the boy.

so, he talks and he talks...

"Do you know what I'm saying?!"

"Gosh, i just wish you were paying attention to me!!!"

he BURSTS in the store and turns the mannequin around.

"why, you were never a real boy? what is this!"