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911!

Views(582) Created(12-28-07) Category ( Blonde )

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"What's your emergency?" the operator asked

"Someone's trying to shoot me, and every time I die, I get my life back again" the person on the other line says.

"Do you know who is trying to kill you?"

"Those stupid monsters again. i try killing them every time, but they always shoot me with their goo first!"

"Ma'am, you'll be fine, just turn off your game console."

"How did you know i was playing a game?"

"The same way i know your hair color is BLONDE!"



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On December 30th 2007 DoodleSnicks Said :
DoodleSnicks BLONDE. Ha thats funny
On December 30th 2007 sahie123 Said :
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ITZ OOKK
On December 30th 2007 Seanvelez Said :
Seanvelez honestly that was dumb
On December 29th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 lmao
On December 29th 2007 julia8504 Said :
julia8504 That is funny
On December 28th 2007 WEIRDANGEL1234 Said :
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FUNNY
On December 28th 2007 DemonzR4eva Said :
DemonzR4eva Thats funny post me for the jokes and whatever else you do
On December 28th 2007 rockbkb123 Said :
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that waz hilarious!!!
On December 28th 2007 ToriexBell Said :
ToriexBell lol
On December 28th 2007 IceBytch Said :
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nice, i like it... hence i'm a blonde, but i still got it XP
On December 28th 2007 Bzgurlmark Said :
Bzgurlmark lame