James High Card

One day James father and grandfather ask James to go

for a walk. Knowing his mother and grandmother might

get angry because they went out of town he asks how long he can stay out and they say as long as he wants. James

comes back later that night and he hears bumping and

moaning coming from his grandparents room. He walks in to see what is making the noise and he sees his

grandfather on top of another woman. James says

'Grandpa who's that?' His grandfather says 'Oh son, thats

my high card. James shrugs his shoulders and walks out.

He goes farther down the hall and hears bumping and

moaning coming from his parents room. He walks in to

see his father on another woman. James asks 'Dad who's

that?' His father replies  'O son, thats my high card. He

walks out and goes to sleep. The next day James father

and grandfather come home and hear bumping going on

in the garage. They go out and see that  James is

masterbating. Both the father and grandfather say 'Son,

where is your high card?' james replies 'Who needs a high

card when you have hands like these?'