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The IQ Machine

Views(257) Created(4-27-07) Category ( College )

A Professor invents an IQ machine that boosts a person's IQ to 300 and then starts counting backward. He connects his wife to it, turns it off at 190, and she starts explaining quantum physics. He tries it out on his brother Bill, turns it off at 175, and Bill starts talking advanced calculus. Then he plugs in his cousin Bob. Just then the phone rings, and it's a telemarketer. By the time he gets back to unplug Bob, the machine is counting down: 14 - 13 - 12. He slams the switch to "off," shakes Bob and screams, "Say something!" and Bob says, "Go blue!" 

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On September 15th 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo lol ok i get it
On May 2nd 2007 jirrith2007 Said :
jirrith2007 Michigan fan's say "Go BLue", therefore it says that only Michigan ppl can b that stupid. A true Bucleye fan would appreciate it.
On April 27th 2007 XDelanixrocksX Said :
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yea i really dont get it.