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A drunk had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing, so the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He'd figure he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up.

   Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face, so he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door, he stood up and again he fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

   When he reached his bed, he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

   He awoke the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

   "What makes you say that?" he said, putting on an innocent look.

   "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again.