Haha

Jesus and his best friend went to play golf one day. They were on the 9th hole. There was water that they had to jump the ball over. Now the friend makes it over the water however, Jesus knocks it into the water so he floats over the water looking for his ball. There is a drunken fisherman just looking at Jesus. THe friend goes over to the drunk and says,"A penny for your thoughts." The drunk says," WHo does he think he is, Jesus?" THe friend replies," NO he thinks he is Tiger Woods?"