You gotta read this joke

There was this man named john who was sad that he was rich but still couldn't get his wife happy. Whatever she wanted, he gave her and still she was unhappy. Then one day John's good friend, James, told john that he should give his wife a coupon for free massage and sex for an hour. John thought it was a great idea and did so. <BR>The next day John didn't come to work.  The following day John came in to work very unhappy. James asked what was wrong, and if he give her the coupon and if she liked it. John said" Oh she likoved the gift. She came home from shopping and as soon as she walked in,I gave her the coupon. She looked at me and said "Oh honey this is the best gift ever." I thought I was going to have a great night until she said "I'll be back in an hour!"