MY CORVETTE!

This guy buys a brand new Corvette and decides to show it off around town, so he drives all the way across town to his favorite Sport shop. He walks in and sees a DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS blond at the cash register. She asks if he needs any assistance and he declines. So he keeps walking and browsing, testing golf clubs and stuff, when half-an-hour later she tries to help and declines again.  An hour later, he's about to buy some new golf clubs when the blond comes up to him and screams, "SIR, SIR!! Your corvette has been stolen!!!!"

The man says, "O MY GOSH! Did you get a good look at his face?  You know for the police?"

 "Nope, even better, I got the lisence plate number!!"