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A WOMENS DREAM

Views(218) Created(5-16-07) Category ( Bar )

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.

He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.

Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20... But, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is. The man replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address.

She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says, "Clean my house!"

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On August 8th 2007 akrovaz Said :
akrovaz lol, that's funny!
On July 23rd 2007 Jbelled24 Said :
Jbelled24 NIce!!!!
On July 22nd 2007 luvhim4ever12 Said :
luvhim4ever12 haha thats so funny
On May 17th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca hahaha!!
On May 16th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
On May 16th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
On May 16th 2007 Missy13d69 Said :
Missy13d69 $20 to get the house cleaned? Where is this guy?
On May 16th 2007 NeutralR1 Said :
NeutralR1 hahaha, what ever it takes to get it cleaned...
On May 16th 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter funny