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WHATS IN THE BAG?

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Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag

She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple.

Then he says now let me give you one.

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head.

The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose.

Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.


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On May 16th 2008 vermont15 Said :
vermont15 heeheeheeee!
On July 23rd 2007 Jbelled24 Said :
Jbelled24 lmbo!!!! nice
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda I'm going to marry that kid.
On June 17th 2007 luvhim4ever12 Said :
luvhim4ever12 haha
On June 5th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo gatta love Little Johnny!
On May 10th 2007 California1516 Said :
California1516 HAHA niceeeeeeee
On May 7th 2007 aztap Said :
aztap wow johnny is funni
On May 7th 2007 goldfishmurder Said :
goldfishmurder LMAO... great!
On May 7th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca hehe...naughty teacher!! LOL
On May 7th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy lmao of uncle brain told me that a while ago, I miss him so much this joke brought back memories of him.
On May 6th 2007 laineypoo15 Said :
laineypoo15 ha thats funny!!
On May 5th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said :
Kandypeachmunk LOL
On May 5th 2007 kautry Said :
my picture
OMG!! I LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES
On May 5th 2007 kautry Said :
my picture
OMG!! I LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES
On May 5th 2007 NeutralR1 Said :
NeutralR1 hehehe... wonderful
On May 5th 2007 psychomama28 Said :
psychomama28 lol!!!
On May 5th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 LMFAO!!! That's funny.
On May 5th 2007 Aluche2 Said :
Aluche2 lol!!!!
On May 5th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 LMAO!!!!!
On May 5th 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter funny
On May 5th 2007 Missy13d69 Said :
Missy13d69 LOL.
On May 5th 2007 harly24 Said :
my picture
lmao
On May 5th 2007 cherrylovepand Said :
cherrylovepand That's funny. Someone must have a dirty mind to get it.