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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette.

The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow..."



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On August 19th 2008 LaDiiT13 Said :
LaDiiT13 HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG DASS FUNNY
On July 13th 2008 BaldKing Said :
BaldKing I GOT IT NOW
On April 6th 2008 cupcakexcult Said :
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Come For Ta Ble : come for the bull.
On March 28th 2008 25nigballin25 Said :
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i dont get it?...
On March 23rd 2008 keeganthebabes Said :
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lol had to say comfortable a couple times
On March 18th 2008 allybaby1234 Said :
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i dont get it...????
On March 18th 2008 lilkitten Said :
lilkitten HELLA FUNNY
On December 27th 2007 Ciara98 Said :
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i get it thats funny!
On December 20th 2007 jovany0 Said :
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nice
On December 1st 2007 Foblover714 Said :
Foblover714 ooooohhhhh i get it com-for-ta-ble like come-for-the-bull
On November 19th 2007 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! come for ta' bull!!!!!!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On November 19th 2007 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 uhhhh........i don't really get!!!!!!!! and i've read all the comments!!!!!!!! what does "come for table" mean if they're trying to tell her friend she got the bull????!!!!
On October 11th 2007 nixocoleo Said :
nixocoleo that one is so old
On September 4th 2007 RayeRaye10 Said :
RayeRaye10 i dont get it\
On August 6th 2007 drewster789 Said :
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lol you just have to read comfortable real slow and sound it out
On August 5th 2007 HoTbLoNIe14 Said :
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i don't get it?!
On August 1st 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hahahah thats awesome, i got it right away
On July 23rd 2007 x0Jennifer0x Said :
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lol. i didnt get it until i read the comments!!! lol.
On July 23rd 2007 x0Jennifer0x Said :
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lol. i didnt get it until i read the comments!!! lol.
On July 15th 2007 Sheyenne11 Said :
Sheyenne11 funny
On July 10th 2007 jessieluvzya Said :
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thats funny and smart
On July 8th 2007 kayleebayer Said :
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omg i dident git it till i read the coments...and i'm blond :)
On July 5th 2007 flotenspieler Said :
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hahahahaha! thats funny!
On July 2nd 2007 quiat16lifje Said :
quiat16lifje that's actually really smart?!
On June 21st 2007 yukicross1 Said :
yukicross1 ohhh i get it com-for-ta-ble :P good one