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BLONDE FIRST-AID

Views(731) Created(4-25-07) Category ( Blonde )

"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"



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On February 5th 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess wow thats good.
On August 8th 2007 akrovaz Said :
akrovaz lol, this is great!
On April 30th 2007 gigglehottie Said :
gigglehottie haha nice
On April 25th 2007 pnipearl Said :
pnipearl hahahahahaha nice one!!
On April 25th 2007 whohatesme12 Said :
whohatesme12 nice! Oh and thanks 4 rating my jokes!
On April 25th 2007 sexiitori4eva Said :
sexiitori4eva haha im blonde n that wuz funni!!!!!!!!
On April 25th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 Lol
On April 25th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Hehe..sounds just like a blonde!!
On April 25th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie hahaha that was funny *chuckles*
On April 25th 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter funny