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THE KIDNAPPING

Views(2050) Created(4-19-07) Category ( Blonde )

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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On October 1st 2008 fangirl222 Said :
fangirl222 lol
On August 19th 2008 LaDiiT13 Said :
LaDiiT13 OMG DASS SO FUCKEN RETARDED HAHA
On June 9th 2008 MissCheerCap Said :
MissCheerCap Haha
On May 11th 2008 omgDIANAomg Said :
omgDIANAomg haha i love this.. its the best one ever..
On April 26th 2008 laughcramp Said :
laughcramp hahaha. i l-o-v-e blonde jokes!!!
On February 24th 2008 dead99 Said :
dead99 haha good one
On February 12th 2008 deb729 Said :
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omg.....they're both stupid
On February 4th 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess Way funny!!
On February 4th 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess Way funny!!
On January 18th 2008 blueberry1996 Said :
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i don't get it
On November 19th 2007 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 ahahahaha that was really funny!!!!!!!! (and, knrd4l? no it wasn't her kid, IT WAS ANOTHER BLONDE'S KID!!!!!!!! DUH!!!! man i'm blonde and i got that right away!!!!!!!! XD)
On November 11th 2007 knrd4l Said :
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i dont get it was it her kid or somtin
On August 7th 2007 briansgurl4806 Said :
briansgurl4806 thats just funny
On June 21st 2007 yukicross1 Said :
yukicross1 she sent the kid home and said she kidnapped him, and she got the money anyways
On May 25th 2007 JESICACONNOR Said :
JESICACONNOR OMG!! that was amazing! I loved it!
On May 20th 2007 ilikedamian2 Said :
ilikedamian2 i don't get it!!! please explain!!!
On May 10th 2007 buffy92 Said :
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this was retarted but so funny
On April 29th 2007 lal0ka86 Said :
lal0ka86 WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
On April 25th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie omg that is so funny! man i need some more blonde friends! them too blondes are really retarded!
On April 24th 2007 Shoelaces00004 Said :
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OMG their stupid! But i think ive heard it B4!
On April 23rd 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 LMAO
On April 22nd 2007 MorSidAsh Said :
MorSidAsh OMG They're both idiots! LOL
On April 19th 2007 pnipearl Said :
pnipearl Dayuum blonde...lmfao
On April 19th 2007 johnnyhottie91 Said :
johnnyhottie91 wow that was stupid hahaha
On April 19th 2007 dadoftwo Said :
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that was great