Three men goin to heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a very busy day, though so St. Peter had to tell the first one,"Heavens getting close to be full today, and ive been asked to admit people with horrible deaths. so whats your story?"

The First man replies: " Well i suspected that my wife had been cheating on me, so today i tried to get home early to catch her red handed but there wasnt anything there so i went outside and there he was so i went down there and i starded kicking him and punching but he didnt fall off the balcony so i went inside and grabbed a hammer and started beating him in the head and he fell off the balcony but landed in the bbushes, so got a refridgerator and threw it on top of him and he died. But all that stress and anger made me have a heart attack and here i am."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to mean day," saud peter and let him in.

Peter explained the same thing to the second guy and he said, "Every morning i wake up and take a  morning jog on the balcony then all of a sudden someone came up and starded hitting me  then with a hammer which made me fall over the balcony on the bushes then  a refrigderator came on top of me and thats why im here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that had sounded like  a horrible death and let him in.

Then came the third guy and he told him the same thing and asked for his story and he said " Picture this im hiding naked in a refridgerator.......