I want to buy that!

A BLONDE GOES INTO A NEARBY STORE AND ASKS THE CLERK IF SHE CAN BUY THE TV IN THE CORNER.

THE CLERK LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS I DON'T SERVE BLONDES, SO SHE GOES BACK HOME AND DYES HER HAIR BLACK.

THE NEXT DAY SHE GOES BACK TO THE STORE AND ASKS THE SAME THING, AND AGAIN, THE CLERK SAYS I DON'T SERVE BLONDES.

FRUSTRATED, THE BLONDE GOES HOME AND DYES HER HAIR YET AGAIN, TO A SHADE OF RED.

SURE THAT THE CLERK WOULD SELL HER THE TV THIS TIME SHE TURNS AND ASKS A DIFFERENT CLERK THIS TIME.

TO HER SUPRISE THIS CLERK ALSO SAID SHE DOESN'T SERVE BLONDES.

THE BLONDE ASKS THE CLERK, "HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?"

THE CLERK LOOKS AT HER DISCUSTEDLY AND SAYS,"THATS NOT A TV THATS A MICROWAVE."

LOL