an apple, a bananna, and a bomb

Three men boarded a joy ride helicopter that they had all three won in a contest.

"Hey man, do you mind if i eat this?" the first man asked the pilot as he held up an apple.

"sure whatever." said the pilot.

"Hey man, can i eat this?" the second man asked.

"Sure whatever," responded the piot.

"Hey dude can i have this?" the third man asked as he held up a bomb.

 "Sure whatever."

later on the ride the first man held up the core of the apple, "Hey, can i throw this out of the helicopter?"

"sure." the pilot said.

The second guy had only the bananna peel. "Can i throw this out?"

"sure." the pilot said.

the third guy held out his bomb again. "Can i throw this out?"

"Sure."

When the first man was on his way home after the joy ride he saw a small kid crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" the man asked.

"I was walking down the street and I was smaked in the head with an apple core!"

The second man was on his way home as well when he saw a little girl crying on the side of the street. "Why are you crying little girl?" he asked.

"I was walking down the street and I slipped on a bananna peel!"

Finally the third man was on his way home when he ran across a little boy laughing hysterically. "What's so funny, kid?" he asked.

"I bent down to pick up this quarter, I farted, and the building behind me blew up!"