The Genie

One day, 3 men found a magical lamp that contained a mystical genie. The genie popped out and told them that, though he usually gives one master 3 wishes, he'd give his 3 masters each just one wish. The first man approached the genie and said, I want to be the fastest animal ever! The genie nodded and *poof*... the man was a powerful cheetah. The second man approached the genie and said, I want to be strongest ever! The genie nodded and *poof*... the man turned into Hulk Hogan. The third man approached and said, I want to be the smartest person ever! The genie nodded and *poof*... the man turned into a woman.