TAKING A TINKLE

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Created(1-18-07)

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  A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
        All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
the room in tears.  "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.  The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
         About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."  Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog

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On June 9th 2007 lolmetyler Said :

	lol

On January 19th 2007 xSTUMPSxSMUTx Said :

	OH EM GEE!!! thats was great !!! ive heard this one before

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