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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

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Why I fired My Secretary


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel
very well waking up that morning.





I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my

wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy

Birthday!", and possibly have a present

for me.





As it turned out, she barely said good

morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."





I thought... Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids will remember.





My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a

word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty

low and somewhat despondent.





As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane

said, "Good Morning Boss,Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at

least someone had remembered.





I worked until one o'clock and then Jane

knocked on my door and said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside,

and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just

you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's

the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"





We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we

normally would go. We dined instead at a little

place with a private table. We had two martinis

each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the

way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's

such a beautiful day..We don't need to go back to

the office, do we?"





I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in

mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment."





After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned

to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom for a

moment. I'll be right back."





"Ok." I nervously replied.





She went into the bedroom and, after a couple

of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birth-

day cake .. Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens

of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy

Birthday".





And I just sat there...





On the couch..






Naked

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