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Damned if I know

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."



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On January 29th 2008 camogurl044 Said :
camogurl044 for those of you who dont get it his sister was pregnant.
On January 29th 2008 camogurl044 Said :
camogurl044 ehhhh
On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :
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that's an ok joke....
On March 2nd 2007 N2dakizzle Said :
N2dakizzle roflmaoomgwtfbbq =D
On February 23rd 2007 Zing18 Said :
Zing18 lol
On February 23rd 2007 Me4myself Said :
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That was the shit-PERIOD
On February 23rd 2007 Me4myself Said :
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That was the shit-PERIOD
On February 23rd 2007 Me4myself Said :
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That was the shit-PERIOD
On February 23rd 2007 jjthegreatest Said :
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that was just dumb.....
On February 23rd 2007 geoffro86 Said :
geoffro86 come on people, its not that complicated. the girl didnt have her period, dad was freaking out, and the neighbor knocked her up, so he shot himself.
On February 22nd 2007 pinkjess2790 Said :
pinkjess2790 i dont get it =(
On February 22nd 2007 pinkjess2790 Said :
pinkjess2790 i dont get it =(
On February 22nd 2007 bobjones9191 Said :
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thats funny
On February 22nd 2007 mommyx206 Said :
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not the best joke... but not the worst
On February 22nd 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 I don't get it and apparently I'm not the only one so I don't feel so bad.
On February 22nd 2007 S06993257 Said :
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I UNDERSTAND IT IT'S KINDA FUNNY BUT NOT REALLY.
On February 22nd 2007 bknightsde33 Said :
bknightsde33 i dont get it..............
On February 22nd 2007 1cinderellagrl Said :
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omg!thats terrible....funny...but terrible
On February 22nd 2007 archibald27 Said :
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i dont get it..lol
On February 22nd 2007 FireGem93 Said :
FireGem93 lol..
On February 22nd 2007 FireGem93 Said :
FireGem93 lol..
On February 22nd 2007 griz1 Said :
griz1 funny
On February 22nd 2007 bunnysworld Said :
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heard that one before
On February 22nd 2007 g0thb0b Said :
g0thb0b Hehe i like it
On February 22nd 2007 Vegena Said :
Vegena Wow, that's funny. You made me chuckle. ^_^