things a guy wouldnt say

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Created(2-20-07)

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10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."

1. I think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.

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On March 15th 2007 Cricket1989 Said :

	ahem, sorry *these are great. lol

On March 15th 2007 Cricket1989 Said :

	lol, this are great. Are they yours or someone else's?

On February 24th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :

	Loooooooove it! OMG! It's so hilarious!

On February 24th 2007 Stensteil Said :

	Lol, maybe I should mention this to my friends so they stop. J/K

On February 21st 2007 Zing18 Said :

	lol yeah it does (agreeing with his comment)