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Little Johnny and the old lady

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Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."



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On December 15th 2007 staywithme2nit Said :
staywithme2nit i wouldnve said the same thing shes way too nosy lol
On December 15th 2007 redneckchick30 Said :
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On December 15th 2007 RalRasper Said :
RalRasper Fuck Johnny and his pappi the old bitch is right
On December 15th 2007 RalRasper Said :
RalRasper Fuck Johnny and his pappi the old bitch is right
On December 14th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
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On December 14th 2007 martianmike Said :
martianmike kids got spunk!!!
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On December 13th 2007 demonleopard Said :
demonleopard haha nice!
On December 13th 2007 BrandyBree Said :
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On December 13th 2007 logrund45 Said :
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