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Created(7-9-07)
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Created(7-9-07)
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A primary school teacher starts a new job on Merseyside. Hoping to make a good impression, she tells her class she is a Liverpool fan and asks the students to raise their hands if they too support the Reds. Everyone raises his or her hand apart from one girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Let me guess, Mary, you support Everton, right?"
"Nope, I support Manchester United." Mary replies.
The teacher can't believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"
"Because my Mum and Dad are from Manchester, and they both support United."
"Well," says the teacher. "That's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to copy your parents. What if your mother was a prostitute, and your father was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"I'd be a Liverpool fan."
"Nope, I support Manchester United." Mary replies.
The teacher can't believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"
"Because my Mum and Dad are from Manchester, and they both support United."
"Well," says the teacher. "That's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to copy your parents. What if your mother was a prostitute, and your father was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"I'd be a Liverpool fan."
Please Login to post comments| On July 9th 2007 mochablader2 Said : | |
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i dont know that much about "football" but that was funny |
| On July 9th 2007 jackieso Said : | |
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sorry to all the liverpool fans, i don't mean to cause offence! |
