Helen Keller Went To Town

(To be sung to the "Yankee Doodle Went To Town" tune)

And yes, I feel bad about this in advance...lol.  

Helen Keller went to town

Riding on a pony

Stuck a feather in her hat

And called it Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Yep.  Lol.  Maturity is a virtue I apparently don't have.