The REAL deer joke

People have been changing the original joke so I'm gonna tell it the original way :)

One day a man went deer hunting and shot an 8-point buck.  He gutted the deer and cleaned it, saving the edible portions.  He decided he would fix the deer (venison) that night for the family dinner.  The children had never tasted deer meat before, and when they took their first bite, their brows furrowed and they turned to their father to interrogate.  

"Daddy" the little girl said, "what meat is this?"

The man, wanting to keep her guessing, gave her a hint but not the direct answer. 

"Well sweetheart" he said, "it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

Then the little girl dropped her fork and told her brother to follow suit.  

"Don't eat it!" she screamed, "it's an asshole!"