Ketchup

A woman was mad because she absolutely could not get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.  During her struggle the phone rang.  She had her hands full so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer it.  "Mommy...it's the minister" the little girl said.  "Honey...can you tell him I'm busy and that I'll call him back?"  So the little girl told him, "Sorry, mommy can't come to the phone right now.  She's hitting the bottle."