In his FACE!

These newlyweds are in their honeymoon suite, and the groom decides that he's going to let the bride know where she stands from the very start of their marriage.  So he takes off his pants and then throws them at her, saying "Put those on!"  The bride says, "But I can't wear your pants."  He says, "Yeh...and don't you forget that!  I will always wear the pants in this family!"  So the bride, pissed, takes off her panties and throws them at him.  "Put those on," she commanded just as he had.  "Are you kidding?" he said, "I can't get into your panties!"  She laughed haughtily, saying, "Yeh and you never will if you don't change your attitude."