TONTO

A businessman boards a flight.  He is under fortuitous circumstances, as he realizes the person he will be sitting next to is an absolutely gorgeous woman.  They exchange brief hellos, and before he sits down, he can't help but notice that she is reading a book on sexual statistics.  He couldn't help himself and he asked her about it.  She replied, "Oh, it's just a really interesting book on sexual statistics.  It identifies that Native American men have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.  By the way, my name is Jill, what's yours?"  

Suavely, he replies, "Tonto Kawalski, pleasure to meet you."