Walk With PRIDE!

For all of you who like baseball...

A man moves from Scotland to the USA and goes to his first baseball game.  After a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "RUN! RUN!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball, so, catching on, the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-R-R-UN ye bloody bahstard, R-R-R-UN!"

A third batter cracks a hard liner and again the Scotsman, very much pleased with himself for his knowledge of the game, screams, "R-R-R-UN ye bloody bahstard, R-R-R-UN why don't ya?"

The next batter holds his swing at three and at two, and then the umpire calls out, "Take your base."  The Scotsman stands up, yelling, "R-R-R-UN ye bloody bahstard, R-R-R-UN!"  The surrounding fans start giggling at him, so he quickly sits down, befuddled.  

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, leans over and whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run...he's got four balls."

The Scotsman stands up in absolute disbelief and shouts out in reverence, "Wahlk with prrride man, wahlk with prrride!"