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26 ways to amuse yourself

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  1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
  2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
  3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  4. When someone says, "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
  5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
  6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
  7. Make a list of things of things that you've already done.
  8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
  9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
  10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
  11. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
  12. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
  13. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
  14. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
  15. Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss' wife.
  16. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
  17. Drive to work in reverse.
  18. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the Flintstones during that important finance meeting.
  19. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
  20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
  21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
  22. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
  23. Write a short story; using alphabet soup.
  24. Lie on your back eating celery using your navel as a salt dipper.
  25. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
  26. Make up a language and ask people for directions.


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On April 12th 2008 xabbox Said :
xabbox =) not sure bwt the frog one tho...ud need to buy a new blender afta
On April 12th 2008 PixiStyx98 Said :
PixiStyx98 so funny
On April 12th 2008 AYLASIMONS Said :
AYLASIMONS I should try the jail one some day I have some people that I would love to see on jail
On April 12th 2008 AYLASIMONS Said :
AYLASIMONS I should try the jail one some day I have some people that I would love to see on jail
On April 12th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster thank you.
On April 12th 2008 xoxrinbabesxox Said :
xoxrinbabesxox ha i think i'll look at people through a fork and pretend they're in jail LOL
On April 12th 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 i agree i wanna do that though some of them can get you kill *driving in reverse!* lmao!
On April 12th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo i need to try some of these lol
On April 11th 2008 wannahug13 Said :
wannahug13 those are great!!! i might just try some of them... :P
On April 11th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha i shall try that someday!
On April 10th 2008 prinsye Said :
prinsye LOL! That's really funny! XD