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HAIRCUT

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 guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half."

The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

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On August 13th 2007 josiemapes Said :
josiemapes oh my gawd...that is so funny ...ok the guy came to the barber shop and asked the guy how long it would take for him to get his hair cut ...but really he was asking how long it would take him to finish so he could go to his house and mess with his wife right?...i think thats what it means...
On August 13th 2007 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 hmmm i'm not sure if i get it either is he robbing him or what???
On August 13th 2007 lainmcgregor Said :
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i dont get it someone tell me lol
On August 13th 2007 lainmcgregor Said :
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i dont get it someone tell me
On August 13th 2007 chey1569 Said :
chey1569 ahahah no
On August 13th 2007 AmberRougeSim Said :
AmberRougeSim rotflmao!!!
On August 13th 2007 karyssalynn12 Said :
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lol thats funny!
On August 13th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hahahaha
On August 13th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies i dont get it
On August 13th 2007 bhailey6292 Said :
bhailey6292 took me a minute... but that's pretty f-in hilarious
On August 13th 2007 Daniielle10 Said :
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i dnt get it
On August 13th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes ohhhh thats soo fucked up, it took me a min to figure it out but its good lol
On August 13th 2007 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 awww thats really good
On August 13th 2007 Cutepinkie13 Said :
Cutepinkie13 omfg that shit rox
On August 13th 2007 heathsgurl94 Said :
heathsgurl94 haha,wow.
On August 13th 2007 Monae291 Said :
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not funny
On August 11th 2007 lemody Said :
lemody eeka mouse
On August 11th 2007 ShaBreezY718 Said :
ShaBreezY718 LMAO
On August 11th 2007 juljam1 Said :
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not bad
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