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WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS

Views(2183) Created(8-10-07) Category ( Dirty )

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

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On September 5th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes haha eww
On September 2nd 2007 Ret101 Said :
Ret101 funny
On September 2nd 2007 Ret101 Said :
Ret101 funny
On September 2nd 2007 jrlvr8 Said :
jrlvr8 lol tat funny
On September 2nd 2007 knmnhch Said :
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lol she made it up she should remember
On August 23rd 2007 missbody07 Said :
missbody07 lol damn
On August 16th 2007 Qiqqlez Said :
Qiqqlez lol..my 1st smile of da day =]
On August 14th 2007 raventpox Said :
raventpox LOL
On August 13th 2007 Hayley7hpb Said :
Hayley7hpb The joke should have been called newlywed couple, thats its real name!!
On August 12th 2007 soothmysoul Said :
soothmysoul nice.
On August 12th 2007 kettle48 Said :
kettle48 that was great!
On August 12th 2007 wigglesthebunn Said :
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lmao
On August 12th 2007 pinkxheartsxro Said :
pinkxheartsxro but funny as hell
On August 12th 2007 pinkxheartsxro Said :
pinkxheartsxro sick.
On August 12th 2007 emobabe13 Said :
emobabe13 lol. hella funny
On August 12th 2007 emobabe13 Said :
emobabe13 lol. hella funny
On August 12th 2007 emobabe13 Said :
emobabe13 lol. hella funny
On August 12th 2007 SewersofHeaven Said :
SewersofHeaven HAHAHA
On August 12th 2007 crazeeeross Said :
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lol. these r disgusting, but so funny!
On August 12th 2007 mrhforsythe Said :
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sweet
On August 12th 2007 tclovesjc Said :
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OHHHHH!!! SNAP!!! lol
On August 11th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress lol!
On August 10th 2007 comicg33k Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 10th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol, and stfu, Exodia
On August 10th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :
Exodiafinder ALREADY POSTED