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CHEESE SANDWICH

Views(710) Created(8-7-07) Category ( Bar )

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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On August 9th 2007 Trilaijah Said :
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Lol...thats some funnny stuff right there!! =]
On August 9th 2007 AmandaDoll Said :
AmandaDoll ha hah ah ha.. funny!
On August 9th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies OLD
On August 9th 2007 psche Said :
psche omg thats good.
On August 9th 2007 Velvet3Kisses Said :
Velvet3Kisses omg that's fucking hilarious!
On August 7th 2007 letspartyitup Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 7th 2007 pure0wn23 Said :
pure0wn23 omg! thats so funny!
On August 7th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot hahaha, lol, omg my pillow smells good. random. XD