How a little boy talks dirty.

Little boy about seven years old hears his parents arguing. He calls her a bitch. She calls him a bastard.

He asks  his dad what a bitch and bastard are. His dad says,"It's a woman and a man."

Then he hears his parents yelling dirty words. his mom yells vagina. His dad yells penis.

So he asks his mom what they are.  She says, "A vagina is a hat. A coat is a penis."

His dad is shaving and cuts himself. he yells, "Shit!" So the boy asks him what that is.

His dad says, "It's the shaving cream i use." Jis mom is in the kitchen carving a turkey. She accidently cuts herself and yells, "Fuck!"

The boy asks her, "What is that?" She says, "It's a way to cut a turkey."

They have guests over and the boy answers the door.

He says, "Hello bitches and bastards. May i take your penis and vagina? My dad is up stairs wiping shit of his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."