two statues and a bush

there were these two statues in a park of a man and a woman who were heroes in their time. they were naked ya know because they were religous heroes and heroes back then were naked. so an angel comes down from heaven and says, "for being such great heroes and statues, i will give you each thirty minutes to live." so he makes them come alive. they look at each other. then the guy points over to a bush. so they go over behind the bush and then the bush starts shaking and rumbling. you even here the guy moan a few times. after 15 minutes, they come out. the angel says, "ya know, you still have 15 minutes to live." so the woman says,"alright, but this time you hold the bird down and i shit on its head."