there were these three men who went on a safari in africa. they got a trail guy to lead them on the safari. they approach this sacred land in the middle of the country. the trail guy said, "i would not go in there. it is sacred land." the three guys think nothing of it and go in it. then they are captured by the village people. they take the three guys to the top of this volcano and they meet the chief. the chief says, "you have sacred land and are to be punished. you will choose one of two punishments. budah-budah or death." he walks up to the first guy and says, "choose. budah-budah or death." the guy said, "man, i have a wife and kids that i need to care of. i choose budah-budah." the chief, "the man has chosen budah-budah!" so they bring in the biggest and blackest indians in the tribe. they punch him once or twice in the but hole. then the chief said to the second guy, "budah-budah or death." the guy said, "man i have a wife and kids. i have to care of them. i choose budah-budah." "he has chosen budah-budah!" so the biggest and blackest indians punch him in the but hole. the chief comes up to the third guy and says, "choose, budah-budah or death." the guy said, "well i dont have a wife or kids. and i dont wanna get punched in the but hole. it really looks like it hurts. i dont want that to happen to me and still live. hell, i choose death." the chief says, "it is final. he has chosen, death by BUDAH-BUDAH!"

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