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Clock Shop

Views(3420) Created(4-24-07) Category ( Men )

A guy is walking down the street and enters a watch shop. While looking around, h notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his dick out and places it on the counter.

"What are you doing sir?" she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"

He replied, "I know it is and I would like two hands and a face put on this!"

Not my best at all..I just need a little help on ratings and jokes and poems help me out a lot...



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On April 26th 2008 CaliGirl722 Said :
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very funny! maybe the punch line should read "I know it is, and my watch seems to be missing two hands and a face..." :)
On March 14th 2008 6megsie9 Said :
6megsie9 bahahaha
On March 4th 2008 teresainohio Said :
teresainohio Typical male's way of thinking, lol. But I love the joke!
On December 31st 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco If that's not your best, I would love to see your best. That was good one!
On November 17th 2007 shadowfire6233 Said :
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good one
On November 14th 2007 crazykillz Said :
crazykillz clever but probably got slapped
On September 17th 2007 peternpitt Said :
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nOT Bad nOT bAD
On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said :
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nasty but funny
On July 17th 2007 rebletomboy Said :
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omg is all i can say
On July 14th 2007 octbrchica Said :
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SICK BUT FUNNY
On June 29th 2007 Devinroxursox Said :
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haha.
On June 29th 2007 Devinroxursox Said :
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haha.
On June 23rd 2007 DaKay Said :
DaKay XD LMBO LMAO LMFAO LMFBO
On June 18th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 too funny
On June 16th 2007 lilbokeith Said :
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wow lol funny