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wut he would do for $500

Views(1225) Created(4-20-07) Category ( Bar )

Two men are seated at a bar.

Guy#1:As he looks admiringly at a beautiful woman nearby, "I'd give $500 to kiss that woman's titties."

Guy#2: "Thats my wife, Ill go ask her."

She agrees and the couple goes into the back room. She undresses and he nibbles.

Finally he says, "I have no money, but I sure meant what I said."

 Moral: if a drunk guy at a bar tells you something that involved sexual activities with your wife for money, make sure he has money to pay!



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On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 hahahha i love it! and u even give a moral! haha thats awesome dude! XP
On July 2nd 2007 k8tbuggie Said :
k8tbuggie lmfao
On June 15th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 Dumbass!!!!!!hahaha :D
On April 24th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo haha
On April 21st 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 lol
On April 20th 2007 pnipearl Said :
pnipearl lol@dumbass husband of hers! Dayuuum
On April 20th 2007 Salvdom15 Said :
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nice????????
On April 20th 2007 aleesha4u2see Said :
aleesha4u2see i think a smart man would get the money first
On April 20th 2007 kautry Said :
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my husband better not ever ask me that he better tell that guy kiss off. but that was kinda funny.
On April 20th 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb haha
On April 20th 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 HaHa Ass beating for sure
On April 20th 2007 TswvYimMuas Said :
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That was RETARDED!
On April 20th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg That sucks, I would beat his ass. LOL
On April 20th 2007 Lookin4TruLuv Said :
Lookin4TruLuv LoL. Oops.
On April 20th 2007 wannabetimthe1 Said :
wannabetimthe1 lol thats great