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Hand jobs for sale...

Views(9539) Created(4-18-07) Category ( Bar )

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads :

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50

Chicken Sandwich: $2.50

Hand job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bad and beckons to one of the three exceptionally blondes serving drinks to an eager looking group of men.

“Yes,?” she enquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one that gives hand-jobs?”

“Yes” she purrs, “I am.”

The man replies, “Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich.



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On June 6th 2008 JewOfWonders Said :
JewOfWonders Funny, but i didn't laugh
On June 2nd 2008 HoggJr Said :
HoggJr HAHA thats awesome!
On May 29th 2008 Mogami Said :
Mogami XD nice
On April 13th 2008 redhotsweetie1 Said :
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hahahhahahahahhah this s**** is supa funny
On April 6th 2008 rose1992911 Said :
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smart man :P
On April 3rd 2008 lalaellis Said :
lalaellis lol
On March 29th 2008 Rapala55 Said :
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
On March 10th 2008 TrainaxX Said :
TrainaxX i like xx
On February 28th 2008 tbear6932 Said :
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HAHAHA....thats funny...i didnt expect him to say that
On February 15th 2008 JerryBurns Said :
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Lmfao I woulda threw the word bitch in there to but thats just me man hilarious shit tho
On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 hahaha thats fucking hilarious! XP
On January 12th 2008 YoruTsuki Said :
YoruTsuki niceeee that's a good one =]]
On December 28th 2007 jazziejay12345 Said :
jazziejay12345 good one!!! not DIRTY!!!
On December 25th 2007 jessicasueann Said :
jessicasueann lol
On December 14th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On December 7th 2007 misscrissangel Said :
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lmao that was so funny
On November 23rd 2007 Princesslacy14 Said :
Princesslacy14 lmao
On November 8th 2007 notfussed Said :
notfussed i actually started laughing out loud SWEEEEEEEEEEET
On November 5th 2007 Jenmesser Said :
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that was good!!
On November 5th 2007 AAngel123 Said :
AAngel123 hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahaha i think i should stop laughin now buh i cant its so hard....datz sum fkkn shit"wash ur fuckin hands,i want a cheese sandwich"!!!!!rofl
On October 30th 2007 ladyrednroses Said :
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lol good one
On October 20th 2007 soulblighter18 Said :
soulblighter18 LOL fuck yah....thats the first joke ive read that i've actually busted out laughing at
On October 6th 2007 stoney12345678 Said :
stoney12345678 burn baby burn
On September 14th 2007 lvexcre Said :
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lmao that was an unexpected end
On September 9th 2007 diamondgirl821 Said :
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funny...