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A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back."

Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already.

Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."

Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.

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On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :

	this was stupid

On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :

	holy shit thats hilarious! XP

On June 4th 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said :

	i'd offer to take it back, then hold another rafflethe next day

On April 30th 2007 tehtattiegurl Said :

	Yeah marilyn - except his PROFIT was $898 because he had originally paid $100 for the donkey ;D nice try though

On April 28th 2007 MarilynElyse Said :

	you can't do math, he would have made $998 if he gave the guy his money back.

On April 24th 2007 Shamrock Said :

	nice..... that also works on dead squirrels

On April 19th 2007 CCOOLLEE Said :

	Haha. Thats awesome, I should try that sometime.

On April 18th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :

	lol that's a good idea, i think i'm gonna go buy a dead donkey