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Did god make you?

Views(4236) Created(4-16-07) Category ( Dirty )

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

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On January 12th 2008 foxdemon420 Said :
foxdemon420 Sad
On August 13th 2007 vibegirl013 Said :
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That little girl's mean >_
On July 22nd 2007 chelsymacaroni Said :
chelsymacaroni behhhhh no i love grandpa... this joke sucks
On July 14th 2007 JoshPartin Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 2nd 2007 k8tbuggie Said :
k8tbuggie ha ha lmfao hilarious
On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower lol
On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 haha i could see my lil cuz doing tht
On April 18th 2007 AmorVerde Said :
AmorVerde Omg ... that's mean ...
On April 18th 2007 LiNaBaByGuRl24 Said :
LiNaBaByGuRl24 Wow...that's mean..funny but mean
On April 18th 2007 caybren Said :
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damn haha thats cold
On April 18th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies i love it...who cares if it mentions god alot its funny
On April 18th 2007 ekfkdjfjakljda Said :
ekfkdjfjakljda thats meen dont be sayin theese jokes!!!!!!
On April 18th 2007 trulymetti Said :
trulymetti ha ha ha ha.....
On April 18th 2007 preciousemy Said :
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hahaha but i kinda talks about god too much
On April 18th 2007 DevinLovesSam Said :
DevinLovesSam ohhh this one's good