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Mommy almost died!

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Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."

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On June 23rd 2008 lele8412 Said :
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sounds like the beginning is missing something.. hmm.
On January 22nd 2008 Jaester67 Said :
Jaester67 i think its missing something
On January 17th 2008 momop1992 Said :
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omg
On November 15th 2007 melenasoliel Said :
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hey!.. is this just the punchline?? you took out the rest of the joke DIDN'T YOU??
On November 7th 2007 MiyokoBean Said :
MiyokoBean poor little kid had to see that. :( tehe good joke though
On November 3rd 2007 Ellieanora Said :
Ellieanora SICKO
On September 18th 2007 kayla110292 Said :
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lol milkman saved mommys life or was he killing her (lol)
On July 2nd 2007 k8tbuggie Said :
k8tbuggie ok thats gross
On June 8th 2007 regina1teeny11 Said :
regina1teeny11 hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! that crap is mad funny
On May 16th 2007 salamanteri Said :
salamanteri good one :)
On April 30th 2007 babyblue187954 Said :
babyblue187954 HAHA im the milk mand child.. :(
On April 22nd 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie this is not all that funny!
On April 21st 2007 sweatpeaamm1 Said :
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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 wwo tht would be a nice way to find out lol
On April 18th 2007 ekfkdjfjakljda Said :
ekfkdjfjakljda thats gross!!!! but stupid!!!!