Rude Customer

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Created(4-15-07)

Category ( Men )

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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On November 16th 2007 nikkiizbored69 Said :

	LMAO!!!!!! that was funny as!

On October 7th 2007 hempqueen07 Said :

	WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

On July 15th 2007 fgggfx Said :

	lmao

On May 29th 2007 TripleA1215 Said :

	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...that was 1 gud 1

On May 29th 2007 TripleA1215 Said :

	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...that was 1 gud 1

On May 19th 2007 antmizthabest Said :

	haaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg that was hilarious

On May 14th 2007 Aleera00 Said :

	eh, heard it before

On April 28th 2007 Fordgt150 Said :

	wow....nice...lol

On April 22nd 2007 MissBrooke520 Said :

	thats so something i would( be the attendant, and say what she said

On April 22nd 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :

	lol

On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :

	haha omg tht would be funny to see

On April 19th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :

	lmao

On April 18th 2007 neuroxcore Said :

	Hehe.

On April 17th 2007 emeann01 Said :

	Thats a good one LOL :)

On April 17th 2007 peytonnnnx3 Said :

	i dont get it

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