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Early retirement

Views(1129) Created(4-15-07) Category ( Men )

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "In Vietnam."

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On April 19th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :
xxcassiejayxx lol nice
On April 16th 2007 joshattack Said :
joshattack Awesome plan. But I don't think I'd be willing to be castrated for that kind of money.
On April 15th 2007 omgoodness211 Said :
omgoodness211 that smart ass, lol
On April 15th 2007 noneyabusiness Said :
noneyabusiness thats one rich mofo
On April 15th 2007 lovablesurferg Said :
lovablesurferg OMFG!!!! hE HAS 2 GET A BIG CHECK THEN!!!!!!! LOL
On April 15th 2007 loveme2003111 Said :
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hes gonna have a lot of money...
On April 15th 2007 DrOfAllThings Said :
DrOfAllThings hahahahahahaa.Yeah Boi!
On April 15th 2007 emochicx666 Said :
emochicx666 lol!!!!!
On April 15th 2007 pnipearl Said :
pnipearl Hahahahaha gawd this is funnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
On April 15th 2007 rmegirl26 Said :
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OMG this is hilarious!!!!!! who ever made this up has got to be a genius lol
On April 15th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 haha
On April 15th 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove haha...friggin billionare!!!!
On April 15th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg That is one rich man
On April 15th 2007 Lookin4TruLuv Said :
Lookin4TruLuv smart man. Haha
On April 15th 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb cute