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9 types of boyfriends.

Views(4057) Created(4-14-07) Category ( Men )

1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk

Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb

Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict

Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch

Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but ..." Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind

Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

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On April 7th 2008 69dillon69 Said :
69dillon69 gay
On March 3rd 2008 fezzik1986 Said :
fezzik1986 im the ace of hearts all the way.
On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :
xxdarkprincess stupid
On September 3rd 2007 gigglez816 Said :
gigglez816 ive been with a #1 mixed with a #3 an a #8... lol ive also been with a #5 mixed with #6... lol.. this is all true...
On July 22nd 2007 mimiinlove92 Said :
mimiinlove92 xDD im dating a #7 an that is so true xDDDDD
On July 13th 2007 DementedNinja5 Said :
DementedNinja5 LOL im dating a #3..and they do flinch entertainingly!
On June 16th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 #9 is what all women need!even i want one of those!!=D lol! xD
On June 16th 2007 SWilson002 Said :
SWilson002 #7 and #9 is what almost every woman wants, but the others is what they usually get...lol
On June 6th 2007 Goldielockes Said :
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i'm gonna say # 7 sounds really good
On June 5th 2007 josephqe Said :
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xD I need to get me a number 3 :]
On June 2nd 2007 Johanne93 Said :
Johanne93 number 9 is wat everygirl wants(including me!) #1's my dad.
On May 31st 2007 TripleA1215 Said :
TripleA1215 i am just in love wit #7 nd # 9...this was a good 1
On May 27th 2007 missmisery1 Said :
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damn mine is # 5 whats a girl to do
On April 28th 2007 TorntoRoses Said :
TorntoRoses hmm, i could do with a number four, a number seven, and definitely one of those number nines.
On April 24th 2007 Lookin4TruLuv Said :
Lookin4TruLuv Lmao. I love this!!!!!
On April 22nd 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces Matt Groening had the right of it......This is from Love is Hell, 4th in the Life in Hell series
On April 16th 2007 brittanyohea Said :
brittanyohea well i found my Mr.Right
On April 16th 2007 splee66 Said :
splee66 crazed*
On April 16th 2007 splee66 Said :
splee66 drazed weasles??
On April 16th 2007 silkumbrellas Said :
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Number 7 made me laugh the most!
On April 16th 2007 jewells716 Said :
jewells716 hm... well... only one of those describes a guy i know.. lol and that was #4 and well yea he's a jackass lol but no... that wasn't really funny.
On April 16th 2007 rayrulesall Said :
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My boyfriend isn't even in here!
On April 16th 2007 Poglu Said :
Poglu My friend says he's #9...i think i'm #8 but my dream s will come trhough...then i'll be #9.
On April 16th 2007 sxywhiteboy Said :
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pretty fuckin funny
On April 15th 2007 proud6 Said :
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its ok