9 types of girlfriends.

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Created(4-14-07)

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1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have." Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.

Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also Known As:She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.

Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans.

3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps." Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy.

Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.

4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.

Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?" Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey.

Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.

6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!" Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.

Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.

7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!" Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.

Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.

8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.

Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.

9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One.

Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.

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On May 16th 2008 CaseyVIP Said :

	My Girl's a #9... without the disadvantages. ^_^

On April 25th 2008 JMAHD75 Said :

	I disagree totally with the disadvantages of #6. I would NEVER drive off a cliff!!!

On March 7th 2008 Kitii233 Said :

	lol

On February 15th 2008 degrassinerd Said :

	lmao haha so funny

On January 31st 2008 dsouthernlily Said :

	Im a 1 and 5

On January 22nd 2008 alexnwill Said :

	i'm a 9 with a touch of 6

On January 7th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :

	lol i like 7's dissadvantages hahaha

On December 25th 2007 Deshay116 Said :

	4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.

On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said :

	that wasn't really a joke...

On October 20th 2007 CosmicWonderZ Said :

	This is from Life In Hell by Matt Groening who made the Simpsons still funny though:)

On October 20th 2007 meaghanmeister Said :

	not funny

On October 17th 2007 crzy4gd Said :

	9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One. Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited. Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you. thats me

On September 24th 2007 Welshunicorn Said :

	Absolutely SO right. Very good.

On August 22nd 2007 casey0827 Said :

	ahh my first one i messed up. i ment sixes

On August 22nd 2007 casey0827 Said :

	it's funny how every girl claims to be #9. the taken guys claim their girls are 9s, and the single guys wish their girls were 6s.

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