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The missing clown

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A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"

rate up please? im trying to get to 1000 on jokes after today...



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On May 29th 2008 Mogami Said :
Mogami omg roflmao!
On May 1st 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie Wow...that wasnt even that funny...
On January 18th 2008 maymai Said :
maymai lol....poor guy...good one though....:P...thumbs up!!!
On January 11th 2008 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss omg!!!! I died laughing!!!
On November 21st 2007 animeluvah Said :
animeluvah XD
On November 21st 2007 deeyan71 Said :
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it was alright, but by asking to rate is just too pushy.
On November 11th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lolz
On August 8th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u haha
On August 6th 2007 101KatelynD101 Said :
101KatelynD101 lol
On July 25th 2007 chocohott Said :
chocohott ha ha thats great
On July 17th 2007 666child Said :
666child lol
On July 5th 2007 testriffic13 Said :
testriffic13 wow that was funny
On July 5th 2007 flotenspieler Said :
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that was really fnny. xDD
On May 30th 2007 TripleA1215 Said :
TripleA1215 wow...thats really somethin...but funny
On May 25th 2007 illusion07 Said :
illusion07 funny. hehs.
On April 18th 2007 chrisgirl23 Said :
chrisgirl23 I don't get it but haha
On April 18th 2007 F0rsakenblo0d Said :
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hahahaha
On April 16th 2007 AGREGL Said :
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I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA FUNNY
On April 16th 2007 bbasketball12 Said :
bbasketball12 umm good but not funny
On April 16th 2007 dontkissme1313 Said :
dontkissme1313 um......sure.
On April 16th 2007 destiny98809 Said :
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i didn't laugh
On April 16th 2007 Vestque Said :
Vestque Ah i get it....it's not haha funny though...
On April 16th 2007 jennalovesit Said :
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eh not so good.
On April 16th 2007 sofi1991 Said :
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erm that was not funny one bit
On April 16th 2007 maddiek666 Said :
maddiek666 not funny